Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Who did Billy Mays play for?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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