Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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