I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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