her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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