Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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