obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize
