Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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