I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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