One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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