There is no way he is gay with that hair.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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