Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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