oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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