I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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