I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Randomize
