The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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