it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I stole a fireplace last night.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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