I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
So many bounce houses so little time
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
that is very illegal...i love you.
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