i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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