I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
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