Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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