do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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