i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
