So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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