It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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