weddingsv make me drug and hornr
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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