you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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