she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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