a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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