But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Congratulations! We have a period
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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