He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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