I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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