Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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