she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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