Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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