Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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