O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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