Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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