Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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