? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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