3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
This is the prime rib incident all over again
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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