Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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