i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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