North Korea, Best Korea!
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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