yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Randomize
