Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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