I'll bet she douches with gravy.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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