i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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