Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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