bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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