Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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