I can't watch pbs sober anymore
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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