apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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